BACON!

So it's not exactly 'low fat.' But who the hell said bariatric eating had to be low-fat?

Bacon from scratch? Don't mind if I do.  #MyAllrecipes #AllrecipesAllstars

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Step 1: Cure

Step 2: Smoke

Step 3: Slice

Step 4: Fry/bake

Step 5: OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Step 6: For the full recipe, check out http://allrecipes.com/personal-recipe/64555295/smyes-lightly-peppered-bacon/

Have you guessed the impending news yet?