Sour Apple Kale Smoothie

Prep Time: 3 Minutes                         Cook Time: 0 Minutes                       Add to MyFitnessPal

I'm not shy about the fact that I simply cannot stand the taste, the texture, or the overall savor of raw kale. Don't get me wrong, I know it's good for me, and I absolutely LOVE it wilted in a stir fry, pickled next to a sandwich, or mixed into soups and stocks. But raw? BLECH!

I've tried dressing it up in acidic salad dressings to soften the texture, I've massaged it, I've blended it, I've juiced it, I've even tried deeping meaningful conversation with it to improve our relationship. All to no avail.


Hey, that's actually pretty darned good!

Until now. Completely by accident, while attempting to make a magnesium nutrient slurry for the garden I discovered this incredible sour apple kale smoothie. Give it a try, I think you'll be as surprised as I was how delicious raw kale can actually be when a little home chemistry is applied.

Lettuce Soup

Prep Time: 10 minutes                         Cook Time: 25-35 minutes                 Add to MyFitnessPal

My partner and I moved to the woods to start our farm four years ago and had no idea what we were doing. We both love salads and decided to plant two 20 ft rows of mixed lettuce thinking, "This will be great!" We'd read that with cloches, row covers, and proper care, we could grow lettuce all year long; did out the math to figure out how much lettuce we'd need for roughly 3 months and went to sow. What we didn't realize was that if we planted all our lettuce at the same time, they would all reach maturity at about the same time. After weeks of careful cultivation, we had 3 months of greens, no idea of how to preserve it, and no where near the stomach capacity to eat it all. And thus, lettuce soup was born.

It sounds icky, but WOW it's good! I've been on full food for over 2 months and I still make this all the time, it's amazing!

Initially wary of cooking my lettuce, this is now my very favorite use of lettuce throughout the year!

Berry Sorbet

Preparation Time: 5 minutes                   Chill Time: 20-40 minutes                      Add to MyFitnessPal

There's no reason to say goodbye to sweet frozen treats on a hot summer day. It's just a matter of what we put in them and how much of each we eat. And THIS sorbet is one you can just about fill your pouch (or bypass, or DS, or balloon, or whatever) on. It's fast, it's sweet, it's tart, it's made of whole foods and, most of all, it's delicious!

Blueberry sorbet - my personal favorite!

(And oh yeah, it can help you poop, but it won't overpoop those of you who are already regular).